It's day 7. T'was the night before Christmas and what could be better, than Santa and reindeer on the front of my sweater. High fashion and neck warmth can be kind of tricky, but not when your blessed with a red, sewn in, dicky. That's right, the turtleneck is just a clever illusion, one of the greatest fashion inventions of our time. Impress all your friends this Christmas eve as you sully on up to the cheese ball. They'll remark, "You look great, but aren't you sweating in two layers?" You'll laugh as you've outsmarted them, lean in with one eyebrow raised, and reply, "it's a dicky."