Before we begin I must address a dirty little trend, that has spread faster than the fear of ebola, in calling these delicacies "ugly sweaters". It is a travesty to malign these majestic creations of the finest craftsmanship in such a way. And furthermore, these festive finds were worn in all seriousness by my mother throughout my childhood, and nobody calls my mama or what she wears "ugly". These are creations to be celebrated. And with that let's begin.
Inaugurating this years collection is this little piece of patchwork perfection. This button up cardi will have your friends exclaiming, "nutcracker sweet!", with that little bearded fellow standing guard upon your abdomen. But what really makes this sweater sparkle is the sequined poinsettias that would make even Tina Turners head turn. Simply the best. Rounding out this textural smorgasbord is the shaggy christmas tree complete with hand-sewn bead ornaments, reminiscent of your old Sunday School carpet after craft time. Don't expect eye contact in this dandy piece of eye candy.