See my vest, see my vest, put it's magic to the test. Hopefully, you'll make it through the Christmas party security with the two guns coming out of this bad boy. This sweater rings true to the Alaskan spirit as it screams, "I have the right to bare arms and, by golly, I'm going to bear them." Sleeves are so 2013. Today's modern woman doesn't need sleeves, they just weigh your arms down. But she does need this vest. Adorned with beads, bows, and pearls, this sweater is a potpourri of high elegance meets quilters delight. This classic Christmas patchwork will leave you anything but a square this holiday.